Rise of the Stench

Matthew Callanta.

A lot of people have been saying he reeks! Because he's a "mama's boy" he's kinda fat..well...not just kinda. Anyway, today we have a new seatplan. When our secretary called out my name after his name, all I could do is stare in shock! I mean..think about the smells that's gonna corrupt the mind's system! Anyway, I couldn't argue because I can't just give, "Because he stinks!" as an excuse or something. So when I went there. He injured his foot after being hit by a truck (wow...I always wonder how he still lived..i mean..c'mon, it's a TRUCK?!). Anyway, the place is crowded!!! I actually thought, look on the bright side, at least I'm near the window and the board. Luckily a friend of mine sat in front of me so I have someone to talk to. I told her about my crush then Matthew teased. I told him I'd tell him mine if he'd tll his. From that topic, we began to talk. I found out he was nice and funny. I actually felt sorry for thinking bad....BUT...it was true...HE DOES STINK! Everytime he talks, the place would be filled with stench! There was a moment where I wanted to spray my cologne to the area!!! I couldn't though because it was during class hours so teachers tend to confiscate or call attention. Also, if I could, I would've sparyed my cologne at him!!!!!!!! Ugh he needs some deodorant or something.

*It's okay that he's my seatmate after finding out his personality but wth would I do with the smell stinkin' up the whole place?*

What should I do?
1.) Tell him? (Honesty is the Best policy)
2.) Ignore it (It might hurt his feelings)
3.) Cologne (Spray it before and after every subject or whenever necessary)
4.) Break his other leg so he'd be absent the whole trimester!!! (JUST KIDDING!)
5.) Other

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Comments (13)

	mcrmyheros: 07/03/2007 7:55 PM you should do 4 you mean bitch lol just kidding
	chemicalxromanticx33: 07/04/2007 2:19 PM ohh dear! i had that problem once. I would truthfully just like, ignore it or be honest and tell him. You might hurt his feelings, but if you do it nicely then maybe you won't. Plus you would be saving him from a lifetime of horrible embarrassment!
	mcleafly: 07/05/2007 3:49 AM 3.) Cologne (Spray it before and after every subject or whenever necessary) i think it's the best thing to do cuz that way u won't hurt him ..or u should just tell him about it ..maybe he doesnt even know he stinks
	mcrbiggestfan: 07/05/2007 4:05 AM wow u really hate him lol u shouldnt be mean to him
	secretgaze530: 07/05/2007 4:45 AM mcrbiggestfan said: wow u really hate him lol u shouldnt be mean to him LOL...i never said i hate him...i hate his not caring if he stinks and his stench that's all
	gerardisinspiration: 07/06/2007 4:24 AM i dnt reli know, i think u shud tell him in a polite way that he shud wear deodrant or wash more, if u say it nicely, he'll appreciate that he heard it from u.
	0x0mcrlover0x0: 07/06/2007 4:38 PM hmm y dont you buy some mens deoderant and have a sprey fight thats how i handled my stinky friend i spreyed him randomly and he asked y i did it and sed im bored so im goin to start a spey fight :P but make sure its not during class or anything
	livingonamurderscene: 07/07/2007 2:34 AM buy him a cologne!!!! haha.. joke lang. kung ano ms mganda. sbhin mo s knya pero dpat di xa mhuhurt...
	xxmcrchickxx: 07/09/2007 7:12 AM haha poor you hun! lol hehe he must stink bad!
	xangelxofxrevengex: 07/11/2007 7:50 AM HAHAHAHA...oh, ummm, sorry...well, you should IN A NICE WAY.....tell him to brush his teeth or take a shower or something. I dunno...
	mychemalicious: 08/11/2007 4:29 PM at least he dosen't over dose ! I had to sit next to a guy and he overdosed and my teacher thought i was crying cause my face was all red im not allergic to anything but this guy wore so much that im actualy allergic to that one lol
	secretgaze530: 08/11/2007 5:02 PM LOL, its okay the problem has been solved a few weeks ago ^__^ i asked my teacher if i could move to another place because i "couldn't see the stuff written on the blackboard". XD
	yooooouuuuu :O: 01/12/2009 8:54 PM u should tell him....cuz he can get humiliated real bad like that...thats just my opinion...but...its up to you to deside. think about it really hard, too. cuz you dont wanna go off and hurt him. xoJulie =D